A rather dimwitted girl sat on the sidewalk one fine evening. A game was being played. Her friends encouraging her to "go". She stood up... Ready to go... The quick dash across the street... She put her left foot forward and launched herself and made it to the other side. A dark shadow fell over the city... An Imperial Star Destroyer broke through the clouds firing round after round at the Earth. A stray lazer pierces her Achilles tendon. She stumbles across the street and falls to the tar road. Suddenly an old man jumps out from behind a building and starts using the Force to lift things and throw them at the Galactic Cruiser. Unfortunately, whilst losing concentration, he happens to let go of an ambulance which coincidentally lands directly on our poor girl.
Ambulances are supposed to save lives not end them right? Well now its too late! The driving was rushing to the pie store before the cheese flavour got sold out..and he killed the child..was it worth it? He sure thinks so as he continues driving with no guilt.. ZIGGs!