Time of death: Approximately between 13.06 and 13.08. No body found. Victims blood left in a puddle.
Eye-Witness report: Strange blue light came from the sky, we heard screaming, and a loud fizzing noise, he was like floating for a few seconds and the guy just disappeared!His body just sucked itself in through his bellybutton and all we saw was a pop and blood splashing onto the floor. Then the sky flashed like lightning and I swear I saw a flat shiny object disappear into the clouds. - Anonymous
Victim's Name: John Doe
ReplyDeleteTime of death: Approximately between 13.06 and 13.08. No body found. Victims blood left in a puddle.
Eye-Witness report: Strange blue light came from the sky, we heard screaming, and a loud fizzing noise, he was like floating for a few seconds and the guy just disappeared!His body just sucked itself in through his bellybutton and all we saw was a pop and blood splashing onto the floor. Then the sky flashed like lightning and I swear I saw a flat shiny object disappear into the clouds.
- Anonymous
Conclusion: Inconclusive
"That cloud looks like my 1st grade math teacher" the invisible man thought as he crossed the street.
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ReplyDeleteDamn! Talk about that time of the month. I hope Leticia has learned her lesson and will start wearing panties at ALL times. Going commando my ass!
ReplyDeleteoh my word...this one is definately an overbleed of mentruation...
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